“it’s worse than shite”
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.”
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said “Are you crazy? Now we [...]
THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…
8:15   Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30   Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45   Breakfast in bed�freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15   Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00   Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30   Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, [...]
Newcastle City Council recently introduce a new Bylaw:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded car parks, especially during evening hours, the Newcastle City Council has established a “Women Only” parking lot in the city centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created [...]
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there [...]