“it’s worse than shite”
Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you […]
DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing a gold chain, Nike sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money […]
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in […]
Sitting alone in a restaurant were a man and a woman. The man decided to be bold and send a bottle of Merlot to the beautiful young woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said: “This is from the gentleman seated over there.” Indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a […]
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains
of Switzerland.
Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep in […]