“it’s worse than shite”
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my attorney this morning and on his advice I wish to say the following: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, [...]
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game [...]
1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate. 2. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. 3. When questioned by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any [...]
Women’s English Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = you’ll be sorry We need to talk = you’re in trouble Sure, go ahead = you better not Do what you want = you will pay for this later I am not upset = of [...]