“it’s worse than shite”
Sitting alone in a restaurant were a man and a woman. The man decided to be bold and send a bottle of Merlot to the beautiful young woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said: “This is from the gentleman seated over there.” Indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for [...]
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sleep [...]
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.” He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said “Are you crazy? [...]
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