Published by Big Al.
January 31, 2007 – 1:36 pm
in Jokes
Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you […]
Published by Big Al.
January 30, 2007 – 1:33 pm
in Jokes
DRESS CODE
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing a gold chain, Nike sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money […]
Published by Big Al.
January 29, 2007 – 1:11 pm
in Jokes
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in […]