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Yearly Archives: 2004

The 1500s

Here are some facts about the1500s:
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of car rying a bouquet when […]

Abstinance

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them,
“We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month”.
The couple agreed but after two and a half weeks returned to the Church When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and […]

new FA logo

New, Sven and Mark inspired logo

Attention: New Community Training Courses Available

Training Courses now available for women:-

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where no Woman has gone before.
The undiscovered side of banking: making Deposits.
Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don’t Need New Shoes Everyday.
Parties: Going without new outfits.
Man Management: Discover how minor household chores can wait until after the game.
Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men need space in the […]

The Official Rules of Bedroom Golf

Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
The owner of the hole must approve play on the course.
Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are […]