“it’s worse than shite”
It was our staff Christmas Party last Saturday, and for once I didn’t do anything really stupid, which makes a change. We held it at Stockport County, our group of 43 being the largest crowd they’ve had there in a long time! The service was the spitting image of the team, piss-poor. Despite being told [...]
It’s become kind of common practise amongst many Bloggers to put a link to their Amazon wish list on their site. Now, without wishing to appear to be jumping on the whole wish list bandwagon…….. I would be externally greatful to anyone who bought me this. I’ve always wanted an MGA, ever since I was [...]
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. he find his way to a barstool and orders a drink. after sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?” the bar immediately falls absoultely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him [...]
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, “I’m afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy”. “So why are [...]
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman: “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?” The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?” Bush says, “We’re [...]