“it’s worse than shite”
A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. he find his way to a barstool and orders a drink. after sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?” the bar immediately falls absoultely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him […]
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, “I’m afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy”.
“So why are […]
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman: “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning WW […]
The house hunting is going well. I’ve had a bid accepted on a nice little terrace house, and have now got the legal eagles doing their stuff. Hopefully all the searches and everything will come back OK, although I’m prepared for problems providing they have comedy value, such as the discovery of migratory wood […]
An man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter, at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you tell a lie, the […]