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Yearly Archives: 2002
Hmmm, milk
Well, did ya?
40% My arse!!
So, it’s been fun, fun, fun, at work tonight. Firstly, we’ve got fuck all staff working, so I have to phone round and beg someone to start work a few hours early, as well as bully someone else into working a 12 hour shift, just so we have enough people to keep all the facilities [...]
World Captitalism the Cow Way
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AMERICAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, [...]
60 Ways To Annoy Your Roommate
Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. Twitch a lot. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. Become a subgenius. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim [...]