“it’s worse than shite”
Well, it’s been about a month since I last updated, and I’ve got lots of things to bitch about. Firstly there’s the confirmation that work has been operating a policy of only employing people who have had full frontal lobotomies. Surely, I hear you say, a division of a multinational company (which is apparantly, […]
We always hear The Rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note they are all numbered one ON PURPOSE! Print this out and remember it. And don’t moan. If you’re a man pass to your partner for greater understanding. If you’re a […]
A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended for exceeding .50
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come […]
A missionary gets sent into deepest, darkest Africa. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write, and about the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin, “Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!”.
One day the wife of the Village […]
If you receive an email entitled “Badtimes,” delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms […]