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The Girl’s Prayer Our Cash Which art on plastic Hallowed be thy name Thy Cartier watch Thy Prada bag In Harrods As it is in Selfridges Give us each day our platinum VISA And forgive us our overdraft As we forgive those that stop us spending And lead us not unto market stalls But deliver [...]
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds Q: Why do tourists flock to New York? A: It’s a blast At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas: smoking non-smoking burned beyond recognition. New York, New York, so [...]
Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow [...]
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