Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast
At the World Trade Center restaurant, they offered three seating areas:
- smoking
- non-smoking
- burned beyond recognition.
New York, New York, so good they hit it twice
Q: What is world most efficient airline?
A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15…be in your office in New York 8:48!
What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones head sitting in 90th floor of the WTC ? – The 91st floor…..
America’s new math:
Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
A: 4
Famous last words: “Amal, was this tower here yesterday?”
NEWSFLASH…. The WTC has been destroyed…. thousands of New York executives feared dead…. Hookers all across the city are in mourning…..
“25,000 sq. ft. Office space for rent. Recently renovated. New Air Conditioning unit. Needs TLC. Contact me at One World Trade Centre. 85th Floor, Room 18.”
“Is it a bird?”
“Is it a plane?”
“Oh fuck, it IS a plane!”
Q: Why are police and firemen New York’s finest?
A: Because now you can run them through a sieve.
What’s the number one drink served on United Airlines?
Flaming Manhattan
Floor 106…… you ARE the weakest link…. goodbye….
What’s the difference between Wembley and New York?
Wembley’s still got their twin towers.
What’s the difference between the attack on New York and the Oklahoma City Bombing? – Again foreigners prove they can do it better and more efficiently……
Last words from Airline pilot “Right a bit, hey the trade centre, my brother works there…lets look just a bit closer….”
The FBI have arrested the head of advertising at the Empire State Building for involvement in the WTC disaster. A spokesman said he was caught with ‘Empire State: We’re Back!!!’ T-shirts in his office…
What does WTC stand for? – “What Trade Center?”
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