“it’s worse than shite”
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It […]
Making and owning an H-bomb is the kind of challenge real Americans seek. Who wants to be a passive victim of nuclear war when, with a little effort, you can be an active participant? Bomb shelters are for losers. Who wants to huddle together underground eating canned Spam? Winners want to push the button […]
You can enjoy a beer all month.
Beer stains wash out.
You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
When beer goes flat you toss it out.
Beer is never late.
HANGOVERS go away.
A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When […]
Adverts that say “Say no to crack” remind you to pull up your jeans.
You’ve ever had to scratch your sister’s name out of a message that begins “For a good time, call ….”
A seven course meal is three oatcakes and a four-pack of beers
You think Dom Perignon plays for Juventus
The value of your car goes […]
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by University Physicists.
The new element, tentatively named administration, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0.
However it does have one neutron, 15 assistant neutrons, 70 vice-neutrons and 161 assistant vice-neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 247. These 247 […]